Our No-Pay Renters Cry "Fowl!"

Yes, we are not known for our lenient rules and working indoor plumbing. Utilities are free, however, and the accommodations are spacious. The home interior decorating is done for the tenants before they move in and they don't have to sign a lease. We do occasionally, evict our tenants without notice. This rumor/fact has spread throughout the county. The future tenants know the facts, but they continue to move in without a care to their future living arrangements.
Our tenants generally choose the apartments that contain flowers and lots of leaves. That happens because we do not provide built in blinds on our rental windows.

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It seems during the spring and summer months we have a lot of trouble with ongoing vandalism. We also experience tenants that have no couth probably due to the poor parenting that they experienced when they were young.
We also rent to all breeds, sizes and colors. All that we ask is that they make their
homes in the TREES!!
This morning a bird flew into my artificial basket of flowers that I paid fifty cents for several years ago with a feather in his beak. The basket started rocking back and forth. Yes, they have no care where or when they start remodeling our rentals. Oh, Fran laughed. There is another family in my birthday basket of begonias. There is a family of starlings in my artificial ferns in the patio at home. They have no class whatsoever!!
Marie loves that basket of flowers that I bought and will laugh when I tell her that my basket is going to be the home for probably a gazillion birds.
Our deadbeat renters will probably contact the Audubon Society for protection and better housing. Let us hope!